It’s Fine. Everything’s Fine. – Funny Patriotic Hoodie, Screaming Statue of Liberty, Boutique July 4th Streetwear

It’s Fine. Everything’s Fine. – Funny Patriotic Hoodie, Screaming Statue of Liberty, Boutique July 4th Streetwear

🔊 Why You’ll Love It:

This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s an emotional support garment for surviving the 4th of July with your last shred of dignity. Featuring a beautifully unhinged design of Lady Liberty mid-scream, torch blazing, and existential crisis raging, it’s the chaotic comfort you didn’t know you needed.

🌟The artwork was designed in-house (not some tired Canva template), blending hand-tweaked illustration and bold sarcasm to capture the exact feeling of living in the “land of the free” in 2025.

⭐ Premium boutique quality • Free U.S. shipping always • Hassle-free returns • Printed-to-order by trusted U.S. partners

📋 Product Details:

• Brand: Bella+Canvas 3719 – Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie
• Material: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Feel: Ultra-soft, midweight fleece with a relaxed boutique fit
• Print type: DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
• Print provider: Dimona Tee (USA-based with branded insert option!)
• Design placement: Front center print – large but tasteful

🎨 Colors Available:

White, Black, Gold, Forest, Athletic Heather, True Royal, Navy, Team Purple, Maroon

📏 Sizes Available:

XS – 2XL See size chart

🫧 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life
• Cool iron inside-out only if necessary

✈️ Shipping:

📦 FREE & Fast U.S. Shipping with Tracking! International shipping available soon or on request. Each item is made-to-order in the USA using globally sourced parts. Please allow time for creation—magic takes time. For full details, see our Shipping Info. Estimated delivery: 4–10 business days

✨ Style Tips:

Pair it with ripped jeans, combat boots, and the sound of fireworks you didn’t ask for. Looks incredible when worn under existential dread or layered with sarcasm.

🤝 Why Shop With Us?

We're a small, independent boutique that believes in weirdness, quality, and real human connection. Contact us or browse our FAQ here.

🙋♂️ Disclaimer:

Disclaimer: The graphics used in this design are customized and designed in-house by a graphic designer using Affinity Designer 2, Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like. Designs may include AI-generated elements or materials sourced from public domain archives. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing and agreements.