Collection: Wall Clocks

🕰️ Bold, Boutique Wall Clocks That Tell Time *and* a Story

Why settle for basic when your walls could be portals? Our Wall Clocks Collection features surreal, sarcastic, and seriously stunning designs — each one made-to-order in the USA with boutique-level quality and cosmic charm. Whether you’re into chaotic black holes, mystical trees of life, or passive-aggressive time denial, these 10" clocks are guaranteed to be a conversation starter (or at least a personal mood board).

⏳ Designed for the chronically late, aesthetically cursed, or emotionally unavailable — these aren’t just clocks, they’re *commitments to vibe.*

⭐ Boutique-made with love • FREE U.S. shipping • Low flat-rate international delivery • Created-to-order just for you

🖼️ Collection Features:

• 10” wood-framed clocks with silent mechanism and vivid face print
• Multiple color options (Natural, Black, White)
• Glossy plexiglass face with durable, full-color sublimation design
• Perfect for bedrooms, kitchens, dorms, studios, altars, and anywhere time feels fake
• Easy to hang with built-in hardware

💫 Style Vibes:

Spacecore, witchy, ADHD-core, weird art, trippy gifts, and darkly humorous home decor. Ideal for gifting to weird friends or keeping as a shrine to your own chaos.

✈️ Shipping Info:

📦 FREE & Fast U.S. Shipping with Tracking! International shipping Now available with Low flat Rates Each item is made-to-order in the USA using globally sourced parts. Please allow time for creation—magic takes time. For full details, see our Shipping Info.

🤝 Why Shop With Us?

We're a small, independent boutique that believes in weirdness, quality, and real human connection. Contact us or browse our FAQ here.

🙋♂️ Disclaimer:

“Disclaimer: The graphics used in this collection are customized and designed in-house by a graphic designer using Affinity Designer 2, Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like. Designs may include AI-generated elements or materials sourced from public domain archives. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing and agreements.”