📓 Spiral-Bound Journal – “Jesus Never Abandons: Even the Devil Needs Therapy”

Why You’ll Love It:
Sometimes life gets a little... infernal. This tongue-in-cheek yet deeply affirming notebook is designed to make you smile, reflect, and maybe even chuckle at how relatable the struggle really is. Featuring a front cover that reads “Jesus Never Abandons” and an inner design showing Jesus calmly counseling a cartoon devil (therapy notebook and all), this piece is part spiritual comfort and part brilliant comic relief. Perfect for journaling, venting, sermon notes, shadow work — or writing letters to your ex. We don’t judge.

⭐ Premium boutique quality • Free U.S. shipping always • Hassle-free returns • Printed-to-order by trusted U.S. partners

📋 Product Highlights:

• 150 lined pages (75 sheets), ideal for writing, doodling, or divine intervention
• Durable spiral-bound metal wire
• Glossy laminated hardcover – built to withstand even your messiest mental health days
• Printed front, back, and inner covers for full aesthetic experience
• 90gsm high-quality lined paper
• Made in the USA using globally sourced parts
• Print Provider: Printify

🎨 Color Options:
Single design as shown – soft tan background with warm earth-tone illustration and crisp black text.

📏 Size:
5" x 7" – The perfect size to toss in a bag, Bible case, or therapy binder

🚚 Shipping:
FREE shipping for all U.S. orders! International shipping coming soon. Each notebook is made-to-order and assembled in the USA. Please allow time for creation—because even redemption takes a minute.
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🫧 Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a dry cloth. Avoid flame, brimstone, and holy water (just in case).

💡 Style Tips:
Pairs well with your favorite mug of herbal tea, chaotic faith, and a playlist of indie gospel or '90s emo worship hits.

💖 Why Shop With Us?
We’re an independent, queer-owned boutique with a love for the sacred *and* the silly. Every item is crafted with personality, compassion, and originality. For questions or cries for help, Contact Us & FAQ – Invaluable Minutia

Disclaimer: The graphics used in this design are customized and designed in-house by a graphic designer using Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like and may include AI-generated elements. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing agreements.