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Merry Crisis & a Happy New Fear Hoodie — Gothic Christmas Skull, Premium Lane Seven Fleece (S–2XL)
Merry Crisis & a Happy New Fear Hoodie — Gothic Christmas Skull, Premium Lane Seven Fleece (S–2XL)
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🎄💀 Overview
Merry Crisis & a Happy New Fear. For the ones surviving the season, not sugar-coating it. A cheeky dark-holiday hoodie with boutique polish.
Double-sided artwork: front script with snowflakes + a bold Santa-hat skull on the back. Printed on our Lane Seven Premium Fleece for that thick, soft, high-end feel.
- Statement back graphic + clean front hit
- Unisex fit with three-panel hood & kangaroo pocket
- Curated color palette (availability may vary by size)
💡 Why You'll Love It
- Premium feel, pro print: cotton-face 3-end fleece gives a smooth canvas for crisp DTG detail
- Season-proof style: dark humor meets clean design — wearable all winter
- Built to last: soft interior, sturdy seams, holds shape wash after wash
🧵 Materials & Fit
- Garment: Lane Seven LS14001 Unisex Pullover Fleece
- Fabric: 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester, cotton-face 3-end fleece
- Construction: three-panel hood, rib cuffs/hem, double-needle seams
- Fit: true-to-size unisex; size up one for relaxed/oversized
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
🎨 Printing & Colors
- Method: DTG on a cotton-face surface for crisp lines & vivid reds
- Placement: small front script; large back skull with Santa hat
- Curated colors: White, Heather Grey, Sand Shell, Oatmeal Heather, Blue Mist, Royal Blue, Lilac, Pale Pink
- Designer note: Light/neutral shades (White, Heather, Sand Shell, Blue Mist) keep the art bold and readable.
🚚 Shipping
Free Worldwide Shipping — always included.
Typically 4–8 business days to get to you in the U.S.
International delivery is shown at checkout for the most accurate estimate.
All items are made-on-order.
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🧼 Care
- Wash cold, inside-out; gentle cycle
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
✨ Style Tips
- Layer with black denim or cargos for a clean goth-holiday fit
- Blue Mist & Heather give cozy contrast; White keeps it classic
🔒 Trust & Guarantee
Designer Quality Guarantee: We obsess over materials, print accuracy, and placement. If something arrives off, we’ll make it right.
Note: Lifestyle mockups are for vibe & styling. Final design colors match the detailed product mockups shown.
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⚖️ Legal
Artwork © 2025 Invaluable Minutia. Made-on-order; minor variations in color/placement can occur between screens and real-world print.
EU representative
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
