Classified Bigfoot Anatomy - Premium Heavyweight Cryptid Tee

A field study they probably weren’t supposed to release.

Classified Bigfoot Anatomy reimagines America’s favorite cryptid as a restricted anatomical dossier — complete with specimen studies, measurement marks, skeletal details, footprint evidence, and a distressed CLASSIFIED stamp layered across the file.

Printed on the Shaka Wear Max Heavyweight Short Sleeve, this is built as a premium streetwear piece rather than a basic novelty tee: dense heavyweight cotton, a structured silhouette, and an oversized relaxed fit that gives the artwork enough visual weight to feel like a recovered government artifact.

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Premium Shaka Wear Max Heavyweight construction

7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 GSM) heavyweight fabric for a dense, substantial feel
16-singles construction for a thicker, more structured streetwear surface
100% USA cotton in most colors; select heather/charcoal colors use cotton-poly blends
Oversized, relaxed fit with a slight drop shoulder for a true heavyweight streetwear silhouette
Heavy-duty knitting for added structure and durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape and double-needle stitched neck
1-inch stretch-proof collar designed to maintain its shape
1-inch double-needle stitched sleeve and bottom hems
Forward-thrusted shoulder seams for improved comfort around the neck
Quarter-turned construction helps eliminate the center crease
DTG printed to retain the distressed archival details and fine anatomical linework

Fit note
This is intentionally heavier and boxier than a standard retail-fit tee. Order your usual size for a relaxed streetwear fit.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold
Wash inside out with like colors
Tumble dry low or no heat when possible
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not dry clean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	7XL
Body Length, in	29.00	30.00	31.00	31.50	33.00	35.00	37.00	39.00	41.00
Chest Width (Laid Flat), in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Sleeve Length, in	16.75	18.00	19.75	21.00	22.25	23.50	25.50	25.50	26.75