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Cat Abduction Tee - Sports Jersey, Men's/Unisex Moisture Wicking AOP Tee, Large Print, Funny Cat T-shirt, UFO Shirt
Cat Abduction Tee - Sports Jersey, Men's/Unisex Moisture Wicking AOP Tee, Large Print, Funny Cat T-shirt, UFO Shirt
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🛸 Cat Abduction Tee – Funny UFO AOP Sports Shirt (Unisex)
🔊 Why You’ll Love It:
Because deep down, we all know the aliens would choose the cat first. This hysterical graphic tee features a lone, confused kitty mid-beam-up into a glowing UFO. Is it fear? Acceptance? Curiosity? Who knows. But it’s hilarious, weirdly beautiful, and the best conversation starter since Area 51 memes.
⭐ Premium boutique quality • Free U.S. shipping always • Hassle-free returns • Printed-to-order by trusted U.S. partners
📋 Product Details:
Made with lightweight 100% polyester and sublimation printed for vibrant detail that won’t fade, this tee is ideal for cat lovers, conspiracy theorists, and those just trying to avoid being abducted by boring fashion.
• Fabric: 100% Polyester
• Fit: Unisex / Regular Athletic Fit
• Ultra-light (~4.13 oz/yd² / 140 g/m²)
• Moisture-wicking & breathable
• Print Type: Sublimation (full front design)
• Print Provider: Generic Brand via Printify
🎨 Color & Variants:
Available in classic white only – because we all know cats don’t do camo.
📏 Sizes Offered:
XS–4XL. For a chill, oversized look, size up.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width, in | 15.00 - 16.00 | 17.00 - 18.00 | 19.00 - 20.00 | 21.00 - 22.00 | 23.00 - 24.00 | 25.00 - 26.00 | 27.00 - 28.00 | 29.00 - 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 8.80 | 9.30 | 9.70 | 10.10 | 10.50 | 10.90 | 11.20 | 11.60 |
🫧 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on design
✈️ Shipping:
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International shipping available soon or on request. Each item is made-to-order in the USA using globally sourced parts. Please allow 4–10 business days for creation and delivery—magic takes time. Shipping Info
✨ Style Tips:
Pairs well with tinfoil hats, late-night YouTube binges, or your favorite fur-covered couch gremlin. Great gift for your weird friend (or yourself, obviously).
🤝 Why Shop With Us?
We’re a small, independent boutique that believes in weirdness, quality, and real human connection. Contact us or browse our FAQ here.
🙋♂️ Disclaimer:
The graphics used in this design are customized and designed in-house by a graphic designer using Affinity Designer 2, Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like. Designs may include AI-generated elements or materials sourced from public domain archives. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing and agreements.
