🖤 Alive-ish • 20oz Matte Skinny Tumbler by Maars

🔊 Why You’ll Love It:
Not quite thriving, not quite dead. Just... alive-ish. This sleek matte tumbler captures that in-between mood perfectly — for those days when your vibe is hanging on by a caffeine molecule and a prayer. The minimalist script keeps it chic; the message keeps it real. Ideal for coffee-fueled sarcasm, deadpan hydration, or just making it through Monday.

⭐ Premium boutique quality • Free U.S. shipping always • Hassle-free returns • Printed-to-order by trusted U.S. partners

📋 Product Details:
• 20oz double-wall insulated stainless steel
• Durable matte powder-coated finish
• Includes clear press-on lid & matching straw
• Keeps drinks cold up to 24 hours / hot up to 12 hours!
• BPA-free, lead-free, and vacuum-sealed
• Printed using Premium UV printing (no peeling, flaking, or cracking)
• Brand: Maars® Skinny Tumbler
• Print Provider: Fancy Fanny

🎨 Colors Available:
• Matte Black (pictured)
• Other colors may be available on request – contact us if you’re vibing something different

📏 Size:
• 20oz (approx. 2.75" wide x 8.25" tall)
• Slim fit — fits most cupholders

 🫧 Care Instructions:
• Hand wash only
• Do not microwave or soak
• Gently curse at it while cleaning for optimal results

✈️ Shipping:
📦 FREE & Fast U.S. Shipping with Tracking!
International shipping available soon or on request. Each item is made-to-order in the USA using globally sourced parts.

Please allow time for creation — magic takes time. For full details, see our Shipping Info
• Production + Shipping Estimate: 4–10 business days total, maximum

✨ Style Tips:
Looks great paired with existential dread, oversized hoodies, or whatever energy drink is keeping your soul tethered to Earth today.

🤝 Why Shop With Us?
We're a small, independent boutique that believes in weirdness, quality, and real human connection. Contact us or browse our FAQ here.

🙋‍♂️ Disclaimer:
The graphics used in this design are customized and designed in-house by a graphic designer using Affinity Designer 2, Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like. Designs may include AI-generated elements or materials sourced from public domain archives. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing and agreements.