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Funny Emotional Support Plush Toy with T‑Shirt – Dark Humor Stuffed Animal – Boutique Gift for Anxiety, Breakups & Gifting
🔊Why You’ll Love It:
The emotionally unavailable bestie you never knew you needed.
This plush is soft, supportive, and fully aware it’s one missed dose away from a breakdown.
Proceed with caution—and maybe a mood stabilizer.
Cursed Comforts are plush companions for the emotionally exhausted, heartbreak-fueled, mentally spicy, and sarcastically gifted. Each one is soft, small, and dressed to destroy with a brutally honest tee and big emotional damage energy. Whether you're gifting passive-aggressively or just need a hug that screams “same,” this plush is printed-to-order and weirdly therapeutic.
⭐ Premium boutique quality • Free U.S. shipping always • Hassle-free returns • Printed‑to‑order by trusted U.S. partners
📋Product Details:
Approximately 8″ tall, each plush is sewn from ultra-soft polyester fur and filled with polyester fiber and plastic pellets for perfect cuddle density.
The mini tee is 100% cotton and printed via direct-to-garment (DTG) for crisp, lasting text.
Fulfilled through Plushland (a U.S.-based Printify partner with a 9.3★ provider rating), ensuring reliable quality and timely fulfillment.
🎨Color & Animal Options:
Available animals: Bear 🐻, Bunny 🐰, Panda 🐼, Lion 🦁, Sheep 🐑, and Jaguar 🐆.
Shirt colors include White, Black, Pink, Blue, and Lavender.
Choose your vibe from the dropdown menus.
📏Size:
Each plush measures approximately 8″ tall — compact but emotionally charged.
🫧Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Do not machine wash. Handle gently to maintain fluff and phrase clarity.
✈️Shipping
📦 FREE & Fast U.S. Shipping with Tracking! International shipping now available at low flat rates.
Each item is made‑to‑order in the USA using globally sourced parts.
Please allow time for creation—magic takes time. For full details, see our Shipping Info.
✨Style Tips:
Perfect for desk decor, gift baskets, goth dorms, sad girl starter packs, or the emotionally unavailable friend who still deserves a plush. Pairs beautifully with candles, chaos, and weird dreams.
🤝Why Shop With Us?
We’re a small, independent boutique that believes in *weirdness, emotional honesty,* and *quality.*
Every plush is printed-to-order with care, served with a side of sarcasm, and crafted to build real connections with real feelings.
Contact us anytime or browse our FAQ for more info.
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🙋♂️Disclaimer: The graphics used in this design are customized and designed in‑house by a graphic designer using Affinity Designer 2, Canva Pro, Illustrator, and the like. Designs may include AI‑generated elements or materials sourced from public domain archives. All elements are used in accordance with applicable licensing and agreements.
