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🎃 Smash My Pumpkins, I’ll Smash Your Face – Halloween Flag
Set the tone for spooky season with this hilariously menacing Halloween flag. Featuring an angry jack-o'-lantern and a bat (the wooden kind, not the flying kind), this boutique-quality banner warns trick-or-treaters and nosy neighbors alike: don't mess with your pumpkins... or your porch.
🧵 Product Details:
Premium 100% polyester indoor/outdoor flag
One-sided print with fade-resistant colors
Durable fabric – rain, wind & autumn-proof
Available Sizes: Garden Flag – 12" × 18" (30.5 × 45.7 cm), House Flag – 24.5" × 32" (62.2 × 81.3 cm)
Flag pole not included
12'' × 18''
24.5'' × 32''
Width, in
12.00
24.50
Length, in
18.00
32.00
🚚 Shipping Info:
Ships from the USA – made-to-order by our trusted US partner
🎁 Free U.S. shipping always included – no surprises at checkout. U.S. Shipping: Estimated 5–10 business days
Low Flat Rates - NO Surprise Fees! International Shipping: Estimated 7–20 business days
Tracking info will be emailed as soon as it’s available
🧼 Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Hang dry if needed. Indoor storage recommended in heavy storms.
💀 Style Tips:
Pair it with autumn garland, a spooky doormat, or a sarcastic skeleton for the full “haunted but fabulous” vibe. Looks killer on brick, wood siding, or even in a window!
This item is made-to-order just for you. We don’t mass produce, so you’re getting a piece that’s fresh off the (haunted) press. Please allow extra time for processing and printing during seasonal peaks. Questions? Reach out anytime – we don’t ghost our customers. 👻
Tags: Halloween house flag, funny yard flag, boutique Halloween decor, pumpkin decorations, angry jack o lantern flag, sarcastic Halloween porch sign
