Colección: Emotional Support Companions
Sometimes life hands you lemons.
Other times, it hands you a plush lion in a tiny T-shirt that says “ASSHOLE.”
Meet the Emotional Support Companions—a boutique line of cursedly cute stuffed animals designed for the emotionally unstable, delightfully dramatic, and sarcastically self-aware. These aren’t your childhood teddy bears; they’re your passive-aggressive coping mechanisms in fur form. Each companion comes dressed in a custom-printed tee with brutally honest (and occasionally unhinged) sayings like “I 💔HATE You,” “Therapy Isn’t Working,” and “Damnit Shit!”—because sometimes you just need something soft to scream into. Perfect for:
- Breakup survival kits
- Passive-aggressive birthday gifts
- Sad girl starter packs
- Burnout support and desk décor
- Anyone who deserves a plush friend who "gets it"
Soft, savage, and made-to-order with high-quality printing in the U.S., these Emotional Support Companions are ready to listen to your problems and say absolutely nothing useful in return—just like your ex, but cuter.
🖤 Boutique-crafted • Sarcastically soothing • Free U.S. shipping always
